Saturday, September 22, 2012

Chapter 6: Stomping on the Foundational Statement of the Pink Ladies





I dug in my closet like a gopher, looking for the jeans I had hidden from Alice’s pillage-and-burn raids.  The girl had the annoying habit of going through my closet several times a year and getting rid of any clothes she considered tacky or old.  I knew I had hung a pair of old jeans under a channel jacket inside a silk garment bag, she never opened those while looking for ‘victims’ to send to the Salvation Army, so I prayed it was still there.

Bingo!  I picked the jeans and put them on.  They were old and soft due to too many washes and there was a rip near one of the knees. I had kept them cos they were comfy and I was quite attached to them, I thought they could be nice to do some gardening in the spring, but never in my life I had imagined myself wearing them to have breakfast with one of Cosmo’s most eligible bachelors. Oh, the mysteries of Life!

I paired them up with a plain black turtleneck and an old grey tweed blazer.  I donned my sneakers and even had enough time to apply some mascara before the doorbell rang.
 
I rushed down the stairs while fighting a hair bobble into submission.  I had decided that styling my hair was the feat that required the most time, so a ponytail would have to do.

Nothing could have prepared me for the vision of Edward standing at my door…

Oh, boy!  The man looked yummy in a suit, of that I was already aware, but seeing him wearing ripped jeans, Doc Martens and a leather jacket upgraded his level of edibleness several degrees.

OMFG!  He looks like the Bad-Boy poster child!  I want to lick him!

STFU, bitch!  I’m still not fighting with my conscience without my caffeine IV, but so we’re clear: I saw him first!  …MINE!

 I wanted to lick him too…badly

“Morning, sunshine” He greeted, a lazy grin playing in his lips. Then he took my hand and led me to his car.

His car…

“Sugar Honey Iced Tea!  What the chuffin ell is that?”

He cracked up laughing.  “You certainly have the most interesting vocabulary I’ve heard, love”

“Yeah, you laugh it up.  Have you ever tried cussing in Grandma Higginbotham’s presence?”

“Not that I’m aware of, but now that you mentioned it, I’m looking forward to the chance to do it”

He grinned mischievously and I was starting to doubt if Grandma would be able to resist his charms.

“The car's a McLaren MP4-12C.  I thought that if we were going to stomp on the Foundational Statement of the Pink Girls, we might as well do it with style”

The beast was something slick and aerodynamic, painted of a shade that varied between yellow, orange, and red.

He moved towards the passenger door to open it for me and he had to tell me to step back. Of course Edward would never drive a conventional car with regular doors…His friggin’ doors opened to the side and upwards.

I stared at him in shock for a moment.

“Did you just open the door like in Back to the future’s DeLorean?”  I asked dumbfounded.

“Not exactly”, he grimaced “DeLorean’s have gull-wings; they open upward cos they’re hinged to the roof.  These are butterfly doors, hinged at the side instead of at top by the roof”

The expression in my face while he ranted about car doors must have amused him, cos he chuckled and motioned for me to get in the car shaking his head.  I sat in and immediately looked out at the street.  The way I was seeing the pavement didn’t seem right.  The car was low and with the door up there was too many space you don’t usually get with a regular door.

“I promise they won’t suddenly open and let you fall, love”, he said before shutting the darn thing, going to his side and getting into the driver's seat.

He stared at me as soon as he sat, examining my clothes.

“And that’s your idea of ratty, Bella?  The pink society really did a number on you, uh?”

“What you were expecting exactly?”

 I felt absolutely out of place dressed like this in his fancy car, how much worse could I have done to meet his approvement?  I had failed again.  I was pleased with my outfit of choice a couple of minutes before.  I was almost expecting him to have a heart attack and refuse to take me for breakfast!  Why did that man have to be so complicated?

“Oh, don’t put that face, love!  We were supposed to have fun and you’re killing me with those lost puppy eyes.  There’s nothing wrong with your clothes, but I thought you were going to loosen up a little.  When I look at you, I still see a pink lady…”

“But I’m not wearing pink!  I even removed my nail polish!”  I whined

“It’s ok, love” he soothed.  “I don’t think my concept of ratty and yours are the same thing”, he said chuckling.

“But at least tell me what I did wrong!”

By that time, I was already pouting, frustration making my eyes bright with angry tears.

“Not wrong, Bella, different.  The first thing you have to understand is that there’s not really right or wrong in the way you dress.  People likes different styles, it’s called diversity.  And you’re not better or worse according what you wear.  Perhaps it was my fault; I thought you didn’t want to be a pink lady, so I challenged you with this little game that seemed to have backfired on me.  It’s ok if you want to be what you call a ‘pink lady’, I wouldn’t like you any less if you do, love”

“But I don’t want to be like them!  I hate being a pink lady!  I just need you to explain me why, no matter what I do; I can seem to get rid of it!

I was being childish, I was aware of that, but my disappointment was speaking for me.

“Edward, if you were in front of my closet and you had to dress me “ratty”, what would you have picked?”

“Bella, if I was in your bedroom and you were undressed beside me, I doubt I’d have covered your body with anything…We’d have had to order take out, cos there was no way in hell we would be sitting here discussing ratty clothes.”

I gasped at his bluntness.  The way those green eyes were staring at me made me squirm in my sit.

“I’m sorry, love.  I wasn’t trying to harass you.  I promise I’ll try to behave, but you have to understand one thing: I think you’re extremely attractive, and I find it very difficult to control myself around you.”

I didn’t know how he did it, but he had a way to make me feel beautiful, desiderable. Maybe it was the intensity in his gaze, maybe the edge in his tone, but It was hard not to believe in his words.

Fortunately, he decided to lighten up the mood again.

“Well, let’s see what can do to un-pink you after breakfast, love.  I don’t think it’s very wise to discuss such sensitive matters before we both have our share of caffeine.  Do you have any favourite coffee shop?  You don’t strike me as a Starbucks kind of girl”

“Starbucks is fine, I guess, but I must warn you: I’m not big on fancy flavoured espressos, I just want plain brewed black coffee and some pastries.”

“What?  No Triple caramel soy espresso with raspberry sprinkles?” he teased.  “I always thought those were on top in the Pink Book!”

“Naw, I actually drew the line at the ‘Cinnamon Dolce Latte with caramel and chocolate mocha syrup’, Edward!”  I informed him in my best ‘bitch, plweeease!’ tone.

“In that case”, he said chuckling, “would you like to visit my fav coffee shop, my lady?  I’m warning you that they don’t have any concoctions with crazy names, and the place is not what you'd call elegant, but they have the best coffee in AC”

“Lead the way, fair knight.  Right now I’d kill for a cup of good ole java with no whipped crazy on top”

He started the car and pulled away, heading to the less populated area of the pier.

The engine of his car sounded full and powerful.  I pictured a caged wild beast inside, barely restrained.  I had never felt something like that, but then again, I guessed that wild animal of a car he was driving matched the owner perfectly.

“At least you had the decency to avoid the Caesars”, I told him relieved as soon as it was clear that we were going in the opposite direction of the big casinos.  “I knew not even you were so brave to go in there dressed like this”

“You think I give a rat’s ass of what they would think, Bella?”

He was smirking, that dangerous demeanour that told me he was trouble the first time I saw him, noticeable again.

“I won’t go to the Caesars for two reasons: first, I said I wanted a good cup of coffee and second, I’m supposed to be the competition, remember?”

I felt like an idiot.  Of course, he wouldn’t go there.  He owned two casinos!  Why would he have breakfast at one of his rival’s place?  I wasn’t even sure which hotels were his.

“Are we going to one of your hotels?”

“Nah!  They’re in the opposite direction; you could say I’m actually running away from my hotels.  If I go in there, they will descend like vultures on me and I’d have to work instead of having breakfast.  We’re going to a small coffee shop in the old pier; I always go there when I want to be in peace.”

~ * ~

The coffee shop looked old fashioned and cosy. The interior was gorgeous.  It was vintage and atemporal at the same time. High roofs with old fans hanging from the ceiling, ochre and black tiles covered the floor, small wooden tables and Viennese chairs scattered through the room. They even had a small upright piano against one of the lateral walls and an old jukebox in the furthest corner.

I loved it!

The most surprising thing was that Edward took my hand and strolled in as if he were at home, heading directly to the counter.  A man in his sixties was placing pastries under a glass dome and smiled warmly when he saw him.

“Edward!  Always good to see you, kid!  He greeted “And in such good company”, he added looking appraisingly at me. I couldn’t help but smiling back at him.

Edward reached across the counter and patted his shoulder grinning.

“Don’t try to steal my lady, you old chap!  You already have your hands full with Eva”

The man nodded with an amused look.

“Why are you still standing there, half-pint?  Go and do your thing; God knows we only endure you cos you have an impeccable taste in music.

Edward grinned from ear to ear and it was very difficult to blend his bad boy appearance with the childlike gesture in his face. He dragged me along the room to the jukebox, his juvenile enthusiasm never leaving him.

“I’d offer you to pick a song, but I doubt you know any of the ones inside this beauty”, he said looking at the jukebox with appreciation.  He fumbled a little with the controls, as if he wasn’t sure which song he wanted, and then something moved behind the glass front and the music started.

“See the pyramids along the Nile, watch the sun rise on a tropic isle…”  A lady sang.

“I know the song,” I said excited. "Tory Amos covers that one in Mona Lisa Smile!”

“This is actually a cover too, but it's my favourite one, ‘GI Jo’ Stafford, recorded in 1952”

I stood there, swaying to the music, feeling inside an old black & white movie, till Edward put his hand on my shoulder and asked me to dance with him.

We dance slowly in front of the jukebox, and for the first time in my life, I felt completely happy.  I didn’t care that we were dancing in the morning, in the middle of a coffee shop, I didn’t care that people could be staring at us, the only thing that mattered was the two of us. I felt safe.

When the song ended, he quickly picked another one and then he led me to a nearby table.

“Well, well, well…Look who decided to honour this fine establishment!” a mature woman with a strange accent said smilling, and Edward stood up and hugged her tenderly.

“Eva!  I thought you weren’t here today!  I haven’t seen you when we arrived”

“I doubt you'd have seen me even if I was dancing a sevillana on the piano” She shook her head in disbelief “You only seemed to have eyes for the beautiful young lady over there”

She came to my side of the table and extended her hand to me.  I was about to shake it but she used it to pull me up and give me a warm hug.

After the introductions, we finally ordered our coffee though it was more lunchtime than breakfast.  Eva asked us if she could choose the pastries to bring us and when we accepted her offer, she disappeared behind the counter.

I looked at Edward who was staring at me too.  I wondered how many people knew that side of him.  Was that an image he was trying to sell to me? 

“What are you thinking, love?”

“Edward…how many women have you brought here?”

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